Intruder at School

What would happen if an intruder broke into my classroom? I would act fast to protect myself. Intruder means someone who is dangerous and broke into a school without permission. Two ways I can save myself is defense and offense. Defense means protecting myself from danger or harm by blocking. Offense is when I attack someone else first. I will do anything to save my own life.

The best strategy to do when an intruder comes is to hide. I should try hiding first because I am not risking anything. As long as I can not be seen, the intruder can never hurt me. I am 4 feet tall so I need to find a place where I can fit. Most things like cupboards and cabinets are way too small for me.

If I can't hid I will block and defend myself and kick the intruder in the balls! Now, this is two strategies immediately after each other. Offense is the best defense! I can also fart, poop, pee and puke on them, and then run away. I would run to the end of the school gate. After that, I will ring any door bell nearby and call 911, so the intruder could be taken away by the police.

My last strategy to save myself is listen to the teacher. She's the adult, so she should know what she's doing, but if she panics and doesn't know I would use my other strategies.

Those are my strategies to survive. They are hiding, offense, defense, running to find help, and listen to the teacher. What would you do if you were a kid?